T-Shirt - Bad Mother Foamer (FREE WITH FOAMER)

The path of the righteous cleaner is beset on all sides by the grease of the selfish and the tyranny of filthy exhaust hoods.

Blessed is he who, in the name of clean kitchens and good sanitation, shepherds the weak through the valley of carbonized grease, for he is truly his customer’s keeper and the finder of lost airflow.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious foaming those who attempt to poison and destroy my exhaust systems.

And you will know my name is the Foamer when I lay my cleaning solution upon thee.

Ezekiel 25:17